This mallard is a friggin genius
…THAT FIRST ONE.
THANK YOU DUCK.
The smartest duck on the planet.
If I was the Devil I would manifest myself inside of a virgin, say that I am the Son of God and convince everyone that they can now be forgiven for every sin just by asking, thus opening the floodgates for an unprecedented and unending torrent of sin.
I would start with the uneducated and the poor. I would impress them with some magic tricks, teach them to pretend to eat my flesh, drink my blood, and always, ALWAYS use MY name when speaking to God.
I would most assuredly use my immortality to fool them into thinking I came back from the dead as proof of my divinity.
What better way is there to channel more souls away from God and straight into Hell?
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"How's it working out for you? ...What? Being clever." Do you think your intellectualizing and humor and even anger obscure the real you in your writing and posts? What would it be like to be honest, open, really seen in a meaningful way?
AnonymousI don’t know. I honestly think intellectual humor and anger are a big part of the “real me”. I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a pretty angry person. I think my intellectualizing and humor are among the least destructive ways I can deal with that anger.
